Sorry for the wait, folks. Hit a creativity slump recently.
"Gao~!
this place needs more trees and rivers. Kuma can't take it easy like this." The little bear was roaming
around the empty place aimlessly. The ground began to shook below her, and she held on tightly
to the man who walked with her. Trees begun to sprout all around them, along with some furry little
forest animals. "Amazing! Look at all the cute little cuddly animals, QuiZNo!", exclaimed the
happy bear. "Yeah, see? It doesn't have to be scary here, Kuma! I'll bet we can find
lots of ways to have fun.", replied QuiZNo.
"How are we gonna do that, gao~?", asked the innocent little bear with an excited smile.
QuiZNo blushed and his jewfro grew 3 sizes, but held onto Kuma's furry bear shoulders
and looked at her nervously. "Kuma.
I mean, i-if it's ok with you.. I'd like to..m-maybe..stir up your honey-filled beehive.."
"Kuma doesn't quite understand.. do you want to go look for some honey gao~?", she replied densely.
He looked away and said "n-noting..forget I said it."
Suddenly, the bear let out a roar and tackled the now shocked man to the ground. "WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING??",
QuiZNo was shocked, but couldn't control his boner. "KUMA CAN'T CONTAIN HERSELF ANYMORE GAO!!
KUMA'S GOING TO FUCK QUIZNO SILLY WITH LOVE GAO~!!!!!!", shouted the bear, as she began to let out
all of her suppressed emotions in the form of sweet inter-species erotica.
As she slammed his maiden destroyer into her pink flower, the quivering man whimpered and moaned
out of fear and immense pleasure. "I-I can't bear it anymore, Kuma, I'm gonna release the tadpoles!"
"DO IT, DO IT GAO!!! ANIMAL FUCK SHOWS NO MERCY GAO!! LET'S MAKE SWEET HYBRID BABIES!", shouted Kuma,
in a mixture of lewd pent up sensation and her instincts to mate.
and with that, the act was done, and QuiZNo cuddled up in her warm fur.
In the bushes nearby a young girl sat observing the act, fingering her jaws of life lasciviously.
after collapsing upon fulfilling herself thought "W-why am I doing this?.. watching the man I love like that..
...I can't just stand by in the shadows, watching forever.. I-I have to do something..
and I will."
SageTheWriter then began to plot, in order to get closer, with such a dangerous bear around.
Such a danger...is a threat to him....
I will remove this threat.
and with that, black roses began to fill the forest, and a luminous, blue moon cast a dull
but mystifying light.
Friday, August 26, 2011
Monday, August 22, 2011
Spring into Adventure [A Form of Love and Tragedy] PART TWO
"Oh Louchy, we're gonna have so much fun!" Aichan said happily, clinging to the unamused man.
Just then another woman steps forward. "I WANT IN ON THIS TOO"
Sofia marches up to them and whips off her clothes. "Let's do this!"
"Ew, you ugly whores, get away from me.", said Lelouch with disgust in his voice.
"You're so mean, it's getting me so hot~ Now come here, you know you like it.", replied Aichan
as the two of them ganged up on the man, stripped him and knocked him to the ground.
"Shut up, you dumb bitches, I'd rather die than fuck you."
But the women did not let up, and proceeded to get on top of him and took turns riding his disco stick.
"Heehee, don't tell Ciel about this now. You're just a one night stand, asshole.", Aichan giggled
and began flailing her arms in the air as she proceeded to bite Lelouch's cock.
"OW! Watch the teeth you damn wench! I will piss on you.", he shouted, as the rage built up inside him.
"That's it, TAKE A SHOWER, FILTHY MUTT!" and with that, Lelouch stood up and began to
piss on the two girls as he laughed maniacally. "There, haha! Now you look much better!"
The two girls looked at each other and nodded.
Sophie stood up, extended her hand and materialized a metal bat. "I LOVE YOU, LOUCHY"
she said with a crooked smile and beat him mercilessly.
Lelouch fell to the ground and burst into confetti and party hats.
All of the people shuffled over and grabbed a hat, because everyone likes hats.
"Well, that was weird, but what should we do now?", asked LunaticSky.
"Remember to lock your doors at night", said HALOOWNMASTER, staring off blankly into the distance.
Everyone nodded and starting getting high.
One man stood away from the crowd, looking at the ground.
"Pip pip, cheerio, whot in Great Britain seems to be the problem, Ronery?", asked Reading Steiner,
walking over with a cane, and adjusting his monocle.
"I don't even know what I'm doing here. I'm so ronery ;_;"
Steiner put his arm around him "Now now, darling, you have me. Why don't we ditch these chaps
and have a little fun of our own?" Ronery wiped away a single tear and grabbed his hand.
As they walked away, fingers intertwined, the others looked on with disgust at the lewd act already happening.
"Well well, whot 'ave we here?" Steiner picked up a frilly pink dress off the floor. "Here, put this on.
It would really bring out those gorgeous eyes of yours." Ronery blushed, batted his pretty eyelashes
and looked down at his feet in a very moe manner. "Ara ara..d-doushio?"
Steiner held his lover tightly and kissed him passionately, pushing him down on one of those
funky heart shaped beds that appeared out of nowhere. "I'm now going to have sex with you
in the missionary positon", exclaimed Steiner with a grin.
"I-I don't follow..."
"Hehehe, take it, my Big Ben is now entering you." and with that he put his
gel banana into Ronery's phone microwave. "FUAHAHAHAHA..how does it feel, my love?"
"M-my hips..are moving on their own!~", Ronery moaned as he grabbed Steiner's hands and held on tightly.
He began to thrust in and out harder, faster, better, stronger, as he was close to finishing.
"HUAHGHUAWWHHUNNN! I-I'M ABOUT TO TIME LEAP MY CUM INSIDE YOU!", shouted Steiner in ecstacy.
"AH~ YES, DO IT! TUTURUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~~!!"
and with that, the two ejaculated at the same time, Ronery's nails digging into Steiner's back.
"Hah..hah..th-the pleasure of being c-cummed inside..", panted Ronery euphorically, out of breath.
Steiner placed a hand on his cheek, gazed into his eyes and said "I love you, you are all mine."
and with a shared smile, pink hearts floated out of them, forming a sparkling staircase
leading up to a giant fluffy purple cloud.
Down from the sky came the glowing figure again, laughing quietly to herself.
"Yes, good.. transform this world into a paradise, my pawns."
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Spring into Adventure [A Form of Love and Tragedy]
--Note: This is the first part to the Formspring H fanfic. It may end up being quite long. Treat it as it is, a work of fiction, as no offense is intended to anyone mentioned, and was for pure fun and curiosity of those interested. It will be quite lewd and disturbing--
"WHAT THE HELL?!"
Confusion and fright filled a once empty space, where a group of people all stood,
frantically looking around at their surroundings. The floor, while almost completely transparent,
seemed to have nothing below it either. There were no walls, only a vast, red and purple sky
filled with colorful designs. Some sweet, others plain disturbing, making for a weird, tense enviornment.
The people got together and tried to make sense of their current situation.
Having spent the majority of their time in front of computer screens, human interaction itself was unnerving,
let alone in this eerie, unearthly place. With the awkward mingling, they had all established that the last
thing they remembered was being on their computers, so, while farfetch'd, the only verdict they could agree on
was that they had been sucked into some sort of electronic world. Suddenly, a light sparked from above,
a pink and green aura surrounded a sillohuetted figure.
"Welcome, everyone, to the euphoric sensation. To the show of a lifetime, a play, in which all of you
shall play the roles. Welcome, my dear Formspringers, to The Forbidden Spring of Desire."
Everyone stared up at the figure speaking, now in a state of shock, as they all looked at each other,
these people they interacted with daily, but did not recognize.
The figure continued on "You may do as you wish in here. While it may appear there is nothing,
if you think about it, this place might just become something. It all depends on what you do.
Like, say you start masturbating.."
Suddenly, one of the people spoke up, a girl
"Oh man.. don't tell me you're.."
"Ah, my one track mind.. Yes indeed, ShokushuTenshi.
I have gathered you all here.", replied the glowing figure with a smirk, "What for?
Well, I'll leave that up to you. This world, let's see where it takes you all."
and with that, the small glowing little girl was gone.
"How did she-", ShokushuTenshi began to quietly speak, as she saw floating above the heads of the people, names.
In the middle of the group was a magnificent tree, and next to it, a man clinging on shyly.
He began to mumble "M-my tree..you're here...Th-this feeling.." Suddenly he gasped and pulled his
shirt down in embarrassment, in order to hide his own wood. The tree spoke up with a booming voice
"DON'T BE SUCH A SHIT, YOU. There's no need to be reserved, touch that smooth wooden stick to my
rough, dry bark. DO IT NOW, FAGGOT."
"...Oh, ok..", replied Zodler.
The remaining formspringers stood in awe, at the lewd act that was quickly happening before them.
The tree extended his branches down and ripped off Zodler's pants, revealing his throbbing erection.
"Um..t-t-tree..this isn't h-how I e-expected it to b-be..",
he stuttered, slightly shaking in embarrassment as the tree began to caress his lover's body.
"A-ah~ It k-kinda hurts..", he winced in pain as the rough protrusions left splinters in his body.
"DEAL WITH IT, THIS IS GONNA FEEL REAL GOOD SOON", replied the tree in a suave, alpha voice.
and with that, a new branch sprouted at the base of the tree. It was smooth, and more..phallic.
He bent over the nervous man, let loose some of his sap to lube up, and slide it inside his tight man-love hole.
"U-UHNNN!" Zolder grunted and tensed up as this unfamiliar rod began to fill his lower insides.
While the initial penetration was slow, and delicate, once inside, the tree began to furiously slam-jam his batcave
harder and harder. Zodler let out a scream, not knowing if it was pain or pleasure he was feeling.
The tree, closing in on climax, grunted and shouted "IT'S HEEEEEEEEEEERRRRREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
as several branches sprouted from all over Zodler's body, his blood splurting from the spots where
he had been penetrated from the inside out. The mighty tree thrust his bloody, sap-covered cock into the air,
and Zodler erupted and became a giant tree himself.
A giant, blood red sakura tree, in full bloom.
A rainbow descended upon what once was, and the sky surrounding the obscene sight became a bright blue.
LelouchMERAMERA began to walk over to the tree with a look of indifference, and stood before everyone.
"Hey, fags, you see what this means, right?", he asked while striking a fabulously gay pose.
Among them, a young girl pranced over and jumped into Lelouch's arms.
"OH BABY, WE MUST NOW MAKE LOVE! RIGHT?!", asked AiChan excitedly.
But little did the innocent girl know,
what laid waiting for her in the man's sinister arms..
"WHAT THE HELL?!"
Confusion and fright filled a once empty space, where a group of people all stood,
frantically looking around at their surroundings. The floor, while almost completely transparent,
seemed to have nothing below it either. There were no walls, only a vast, red and purple sky
filled with colorful designs. Some sweet, others plain disturbing, making for a weird, tense enviornment.
The people got together and tried to make sense of their current situation.
Having spent the majority of their time in front of computer screens, human interaction itself was unnerving,
let alone in this eerie, unearthly place. With the awkward mingling, they had all established that the last
thing they remembered was being on their computers, so, while farfetch'd, the only verdict they could agree on
was that they had been sucked into some sort of electronic world. Suddenly, a light sparked from above,
a pink and green aura surrounded a sillohuetted figure.
"Welcome, everyone, to the euphoric sensation. To the show of a lifetime, a play, in which all of you
shall play the roles. Welcome, my dear Formspringers, to The Forbidden Spring of Desire."
Everyone stared up at the figure speaking, now in a state of shock, as they all looked at each other,
these people they interacted with daily, but did not recognize.
The figure continued on "You may do as you wish in here. While it may appear there is nothing,
if you think about it, this place might just become something. It all depends on what you do.
Like, say you start masturbating.."
Suddenly, one of the people spoke up, a girl
"Oh man.. don't tell me you're.."
"Ah, my one track mind.. Yes indeed, ShokushuTenshi.
I have gathered you all here.", replied the glowing figure with a smirk, "What for?
Well, I'll leave that up to you. This world, let's see where it takes you all."
and with that, the small glowing little girl was gone.
"How did she-", ShokushuTenshi began to quietly speak, as she saw floating above the heads of the people, names.
In the middle of the group was a magnificent tree, and next to it, a man clinging on shyly.
He began to mumble "M-my tree..you're here...Th-this feeling.." Suddenly he gasped and pulled his
shirt down in embarrassment, in order to hide his own wood. The tree spoke up with a booming voice
"DON'T BE SUCH A SHIT, YOU. There's no need to be reserved, touch that smooth wooden stick to my
rough, dry bark. DO IT NOW, FAGGOT."
"...Oh, ok..", replied Zodler.
The remaining formspringers stood in awe, at the lewd act that was quickly happening before them.
The tree extended his branches down and ripped off Zodler's pants, revealing his throbbing erection.
"Um..t-t-tree..this isn't h-how I e-expected it to b-be..",
he stuttered, slightly shaking in embarrassment as the tree began to caress his lover's body.
"A-ah~ It k-kinda hurts..", he winced in pain as the rough protrusions left splinters in his body.
"DEAL WITH IT, THIS IS GONNA FEEL REAL GOOD SOON", replied the tree in a suave, alpha voice.
and with that, a new branch sprouted at the base of the tree. It was smooth, and more..phallic.
He bent over the nervous man, let loose some of his sap to lube up, and slide it inside his tight man-love hole.
"U-UHNNN!" Zolder grunted and tensed up as this unfamiliar rod began to fill his lower insides.
While the initial penetration was slow, and delicate, once inside, the tree began to furiously slam-jam his batcave
harder and harder. Zodler let out a scream, not knowing if it was pain or pleasure he was feeling.
The tree, closing in on climax, grunted and shouted "IT'S HEEEEEEEEEEERRRRREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
as several branches sprouted from all over Zodler's body, his blood splurting from the spots where
he had been penetrated from the inside out. The mighty tree thrust his bloody, sap-covered cock into the air,
and Zodler erupted and became a giant tree himself.
A giant, blood red sakura tree, in full bloom.
A rainbow descended upon what once was, and the sky surrounding the obscene sight became a bright blue.
LelouchMERAMERA began to walk over to the tree with a look of indifference, and stood before everyone.
"Hey, fags, you see what this means, right?", he asked while striking a fabulously gay pose.
Among them, a young girl pranced over and jumped into Lelouch's arms.
"OH BABY, WE MUST NOW MAKE LOVE! RIGHT?!", asked AiChan excitedly.
But little did the innocent girl know,
what laid waiting for her in the man's sinister arms..
Wah! What are we gonna do on the blog?
So this whole blogging thing seems right up my alley, since I love to ramble and talk about shit. This right here I will be using to post my random short stories on.
So far since I've started writing them, I've been just saving them to a notepad, but with my past experiences with computers dying on me and losing all my stuff, and the giant folder I used to own full of great stories that got destroyed, I decided I'd put my shit up somewhere that can't be so easily erased.
So basically a lot of my stories lately are ones I just type at random in formspring responses every now and then, but others are done by myself and aren't QUITE as off the top of my head. For the most part they're pretty nonsensical, but I'm told they're quite interesting, so I hope you enjoy reading them, viewer!
So far since I've started writing them, I've been just saving them to a notepad, but with my past experiences with computers dying on me and losing all my stuff, and the giant folder I used to own full of great stories that got destroyed, I decided I'd put my shit up somewhere that can't be so easily erased.
So basically a lot of my stories lately are ones I just type at random in formspring responses every now and then, but others are done by myself and aren't QUITE as off the top of my head. For the most part they're pretty nonsensical, but I'm told they're quite interesting, so I hope you enjoy reading them, viewer!
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